Huzzah my 50th blog post!
Oh Zeus, you Casanova, what is with you and raping women and boys in weird ways? It's genius if you think about it, the Greeks seemed to know that if their gods were basically all powerful beings that acted human, then they would probably be absolutely drunk and corrupted with ultimate power. And since Zeus was king of the gods, he would be the most corrupt and decadent of them all. He is like Caligula turned up to te- no eleven and is all powerful. This still doesn't explain why he has such eccentric fetishes, but I guess the Greeks have a weird sense of humor or were sick perverts. Anyway this story has some connections to the Trojan War as it is the story of Helen's mom and how she got pregnant after getting the royal treatment by the Sultan of Smut, the Godly gigolo, the Regent of Rapists, ladies and gentleman all bow down to your lustful lord; Zeus! *70's dating game show theme begins to play*
So tomorrow I'll be fuc- I mean looking over the women of Sparta